I am going to be a little bit serious about this because I’m not sure if I went to this park yesterday. But the pocket computer phone device stated that I did so I must have. Robots are not liars. So I was there and I was occupied with them, the youthful foreign women who had a squeal-producing child creature in their possession and who were obviously not able to disguise their lusty lascivious desires for me. The hunger those yearning, pining femme fatales trained upon me and my barely concealed manhood drove me into riotous fits of despair, shook my innards until I was left breathless and unable to focus my eyes on anything on the mortal plane. Oh my … where is the wholesome content of life’s journey I’d grown to treasure in my podunk scantily populated home town and why had these heaving hedonistic voluptuous vixens descended upon me and chose me as the hapless prey for them to feast upon and tear at and render asunder my flesh in violent whirlwind physical destruction of feminine force and...
Read moreAbsolutely BEAUTIFUL park! Lots of Disc fold happening, great ball diamond, excellent trails for runs, walks, bike rides and dog walks. Also Great for the kids! Nestled amidst the tranquility of the Root River Parkway adjacent to the Oak Leaf Trail.....miles off beauty just moments away from Lake Michigan, Michelle International Airport. ( Great watching the incoming planes ) There are flushable toilets and running water at this river area oasis. That right there gives the place the first 3 stars . ; ) Benches are sturdy and plentiful, really nice bleachers for ball games, lots of acreage for family outings and cookouts and.... I'm almost certain that the actual Golf coarse is about half block East on Drexel. ( just in case I'm wrong on that count, PLEASE Google it!! Same park name buy for GOLF ) Put this on your list of great outdoor experiences and you...
Read moreI spent a lot of time here from baseball to disc golfing. Baseball season is pretty fun as rival games can bring in a large crowd however the parking lot is not even close to being big enough for certain games or events. The disc golf course is an 18 hole course and has been fun every time going as I have never ran into rude people. The holes are fairly easy for the most part with a couple long holes and all of them are par 3s. Certain parts of the course could use some work like wood chips along certain holes as if it rains the course can get pretty terrible to walk in and can damper your mood. If this course would get cut on a regular basis and not once a year along with wood chips for certain paths. This course would be...
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