If you're on the lookout for a gentlemanâs club that serves up charm, affordability, and a dazzling array of beautiful dancers, then Divas Men's Club is your new best friend! I popped in last Wednesday, and let me tell you, this place has officially kicked âChicas Bonitasâ off its pedestal as my favorite spot in Austin.
Letâs dive straight into the highlight: $5 lap dances. Yes, you heard me rightâFIVE DOLLARS! In a world where prices are climbing faster than my blood pressure during tax season, Divas is like that one friend who still offers to buy you drinks when you both know youâre not in college anymore. I walked in feeling like Iâd just discovered a treasure map, and my night was off to a fantastic start!
And can we talk about the glorious freedom of BYOB? For those of us who donât want to feel like weâre financing a small country's GDP just to enjoy a drink, this place is a paradise. I brought my own beveragesâwhether it was a smooth whiskey or a trusty six-packâand enjoyed them without feeling like I was being robbed blind. Itâs the ultimate win-win!
The vibe at Divas is just right: cozy and laid-back, with an electric energy that makes you feel like youâre at a family reunionâif your family were stunning Latina dancers who could move like they were born to be on stage. The mix of talent here is incredible, with a majority of the gals being Cuban, and I even had the pleasure of chatting with a captivating Colombian woman who could charm the secrets out of a vault with just a smile. Seriously, I think I might have told her my Social Security number!
Now, let's not forget the taco truck out frontâa glorious addition thatâs like sprinkles on an already perfect cupcake. After a few dances (and maybe a drink or two), nothing hits the spot quite like a warm taco. Itâs like a culinary hug for your taste buds, and believe me, youâll want to refuel after all that excitement.
The beauty of the women at Divas is only matched by the welcoming atmosphere. Despite the lively hustle and bustle, I felt completely at ease. Whether youâre in for a casual night or an adventurous evening, the staff and dancers create an environment where you can be yourselfâno pretense, just pure fun.
In short, Divas Men's Club is now my go-to spot in Austin. With beautiful Latina women, ridiculously affordable lap dances, and the freedom to bring your own drinks, it checks all the boxes for a memorable night out. If you love Latina women and want your money to stretch further than your waistband after taco night, this is the place for you. And trust me, grab some tacos before you leaveâyour stomach will thank you! đźđđ»
So, if you find yourself in Austin and are craving a good time, make your way to Divas. You might just leave with new friends and a heart full of unforgettable memories. Cheers to...
   Read morePros- descent prices. Really Nice looking Latinas, most were natural and not too many tattoos if any. Descent figures , no âbigâ girls. If you just wanna see lovely women wearing 6-8 inch pleasers then this is for you.
Cons: 0 dance talent. Walking around a pole isnât dancing.Not 1 climbed the pole or even attempted any pole dancing at all. Terrible social skills, most didnât speak English or English was poor. Which is unfortunate because I like to be able to converse with the lovely ladies and receive great lap dances. Since the language barrier was hindering such activities 0 was spent for dances. I had my gorgeous wife with me and she also partakes in the fun but again, the socialization was non extent. All but one dancer actually said hello to her. DJ: what DJ? Terrible. Every strip club I ever went to would really interact, announce the girls on stage etc âŠmusic sucked, switching back and forth from English to Spanish , no thanks.
Cash only?!? for entry, makes me think with cash only there is probably a lot of nefarious activities happening there.money laundering? Gotta wash the cash perhaps. And How in the hell do you charge for parking when itâs a public street. Iâm gonna contact the city of Austin about that one. Couldnât help but to feel like there is probably human trafficking going on . For me, Worst strip club Iâve...
   Read moreI went on Wednesday for what was supposed to be $5 dances not only did I get charged $45 at the front door for the VIP access so I can get the $5 dances and $10 to park but also once I got inside the girls tried to charge me $20 per dance instead of 5 and was going to argue with me and tried to make me go to the ATM and get more money out to pay them. I gave her what I thought was more than fair and left.
I likely won't be back unless they make the girls honor the special that they were advertising. I ended up giving them more the double what I planned on spending! the night started off great and ended with the girls trying to Take advantage of me and not in a good way! smh Very disappointing.
if management is willing to make the appropriate changes I may be willing to...
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