okay bois you wont believe this one alright but when i went to vault 87 looking for the geck i kept seeing these big green guys just doin wierd things but i knew my mission was som thing down near the reactor room so i was off, after finally finding this thing i felt terrible but i had it and so i made my escape and the wierdest thing happend a flashbang and a bunch a guys in armour came in and knocked me out then i woke up here with some robot thing saying it was the president so obviously i was like what no you are not you dolt and then he did some great speech wich was cool but then he wanted me to poison the entire water supply so i was like nah i dont think ill do that so instead i convinced him to shut off power and let me escape and he did so finally im out and one of the big military guys asked who i was and what the hell i was doing in there and how did i even get in and then i was sent to federal prison for 7 years and now here i am...
Read moreSite R is a nice place for an occasional picnic with the girlfriend, or maybe an impromptu stealth camping/hiking/recon adventure. Either way, no matter what your specific gig, please remember this one simple rule: PIPO = Pack In, Pack Out. Leave the spot untouched by your presence, for not only the sake of preserving Nature's pristine majesty, but also because military scouts find it harder to track your movements that way. Always stay two steps ahead, and control the frame with your own specific terms....
Read moreGreat place, the spa is amazing and the aliens were cool but too touchy, floating gravity suit was my favorite, definitely have to get the express pass cuz that line was the longest, space rock bar was good upside down shots got me dizzy. Weapon systems were amazing toys to play with but air quality needs improvement, space rock soap smelled so good, floating room is my fav kids loved floating around but they got sick, can’t...
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