Malheur National Forest — Local services in Rest Lawn Cemetery

In the dense heart of Malheur National Forest, locals whisper about the “kids in the trees.” Hikers have reported hearing laughter echoing through the pines—high, playful, but strangely hollow. Some claim they’ve seen small figures perched impossibly high in the branches, motionless and watching.

Years ago, a school bus vanished on a field trip—no wreckage, no survivors. Only a trail of tiny handprints leading off the road and into the forest. Search parties came back rattled, saying the trees seemed… alive.

Now, every fall, when the wind cuts just right, people swear they hear voices calling for help. But those who go looking never come back quite right. And the kids? They’re still up...

So there's this magical tree in the middle of the forest that can grant you three wishes. I can't give the exact location because I'm not sure how I got here, or how to get back home. I guess I could use one of my wishes to get back home, but I'm not sure if I want to waste it on that. I did wish for a coffee stand, so I'm pretty content to stay here for...

Most trails so poorly maintained they cannot be hiked. Skyline trail does not exist from the 62 road trailhead. Not maintained for at least 20 years. Through hikers beware of mismarked springs, and poor to non existent trails. Most of the Forest is either an old overgrown burn scar, or resent burn scar. Strawberry lake is nice, except it is...