Welcome to Camp Navarro! So, you're the new replacement...You are out of uniform, soldier! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT?
The truth is you lost an EXPENSIVE piece of army-issue equipment! THAT SUIT is going to come out of your PAY,
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE-HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD!, which is the number of YEARS it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor YOU HAVE LOOOOST!!!
REPORT TO THE ARMORY TO HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME,...
Read moreMy wife and I stopped here in between wine tastings to grab some food and we were not disappointed. Restaurants are scarce in Anderson Valley but this little general store fills in the gap nicely. My Dutch Crunch sandwich was very good and my wife had a fresh Bison burger cooked on the outdoor grill. BBQ and sandwich deli food might not be for everyone but if you like those things then it's...
Read moreBackwoodsy roadstop between Mendocino and Boonville on Highway 128. Solid barbaque here, and all the standard snacks, drinks, beer and amenities you'd expect at a gas stop these days. Apparently this place has had some live music in the past, the photo wall had Eric Burdon of The Animals from a show years ago. Some grounds to wander around and explore with some double-take wood...
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