āļøāļøāļøāļøāļø ā If Home Depot Is the Big City, This Ace Is the Friendly Neighborhood Tavern of Hardware Stores (UPDATE)
Letās get one thing straight: every Ace Hardware is different. Itās like walking into a chain of parallel dimensions where every store has a vaguely familiar layout but a completely different soul. Gregersenās? Oh, this one's got soul, character, and maybe even a retired moped trying to find its forever home.
Before stepping foot in the store, I made a call to double-check they had the tool I needed. I saw it online, one left in stock. You know how that goes. I was fully prepared to fight a raccoon or a retiree in the aisle for it.
The first lady I spoke to on the phone was sweet, though she did transfer me to the wrong department. No shade ,it happens. Luckily, the gentleman who picked up had the energy of someone who has actually worked on a project before 7 AM and knew exactly what I was talking about. He confirmed the product, asked when Iād be there, and said heād hold it. Pro move.
So I clock out at 1 PM, make my way over, and walk in. I ask the nice lady up front where the product is. She points me toward the back and Iām just about to disappear into the aisles like Iām on a side quest in Skyrim when she goes, āWait! Itās right here!ā Boom. Handed to me on a silver (okay, cardboard) platter. We laughed, I paid, and the day couldāve ended right thereā¦
But no. This is where the real adventure begins.
Mid-walkout, I remember I need one more item for my project, the olā spontaneous mission upgrade. So I boogie over to the electrical section, find something I think I need, and an older employee strolls over like a wise elder from a small village.
He asks if I need help. I say, āIām looking for an amp clamp.ā
And I swear to you, he looked me dead in the eye and said, āOh, I canāt help you. I donāt know anything about that.ā No bluffing. No āLet me Google it.ā Just a straight-up āThat ain't my wheelhouse, chief.ā
Respect.
So I buy the item anyway (rookie mistake), get home, realize I donāt need it, and drag myself back like a dog that chased the wrong squirrel. The return? Easy. Pain-free. Honestly, smoother than 90% of relationships. Got my money back, no questions asked.
Now⦠we need to talk about the moped.
Thereās a used moped up for sale. Tagged at a cool one thousand dollars. My dude. I looked under the fairing and saw the wires crimped together like someone tried to hotwire it with a paperclip and hope. I mean, it might run. It might even fly. But for a thousand bucks, it better bring me groceries and tuck me in at night. No hate, just... bold pricing for something that looks like it escaped from a Craigslist ad in 2009.
Final verdict: ā Patient and helpful staff ā Honest interactions ā Return policy is a dream ā Inventory is solid ā Moped needs divine intervention
Still, five stars all day. This place is exactly what a hardware store should be... approachable, honest, a little quirky, and ready for whatever weird project youāve convinced yourself you can finish on a Saturday afternoon. Iāll absolutely be back. Probably for more stuff I forgot I needed.
š ļø UPDATE: THE MOPED HEARD ME
So⦠I went back. Just to grab some supplies. Nothing wild. And guess whoās still sitting proudly by the door?
The Moped.
But this time⦠it had a new price tag.
Was: $999.99 Now: $699.99
I donāt know who made the call. Maybe management, maybe fate, maybe the moped itself filed an anonymous complaint, but that price drop had me wheezing. Weāre talking handwritten sign, slapped right under the original like it was doing the walk of shame from a previous life decision.
To be clear: I never said the moped was junk. Itās clearly had work done. I mean, someone lovingly crimped wires together under that fairing like they were patching up old war wounds. Respect.
But something about this whole situation screams āminor character realizes theyāre the fan favorite and suddenly has a redemption arc.ā
Did they see the review? Maybe. Did the moped whisper āthank youā as I walked...
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