Woodbine Meat Market — Local services in Woodbine

….My life was without meaning; I was stuck between menial jobs such as delivering rubber dog doo and licking the print off old newspapers to recycle them…I was hopelessly roaming the Earth when my tummy began to rumble…And then it hit me-

-Not an epiphany, rather I walked right into the sign while I was staring at my phone; When I came to? I saw words that would forever change my life: “Store Cooked Roast Beef.”

…I wandered in to find a cornucopia of meaty deliciousness; Indeed, it was nothing short of Disneyworld for carnivores! I suddenly found the confidence in myself to bite the head off a vegetarian, walk to the counter and order a sandwich…

….Miss Karen made me the most yummiest sandwich ever!!!! I swear it was made with pure magic and joy…After 3-bites? My life had meaning again! I enrolled in college and breezed through undergrad plus grad school in 9-weeks, became a successful administrator and now am working on my doctoral thesis….! My only complaint? They always sell out of their roasted gnu stew-But their chili rocks! I would give this place a sixth star if Google...

Can't believe, that I'm doing this. Been coming here for 5 yrs now. But the old lady behind the deli, earlier today. (11-13-23 between 2-2:30pm) Was unbelievably rude, & disrespectful. Sucking her teeth, rolling her eyes, huffing & puffing. Everytime I tried to say something. She would raise her voice, repeatedly saying: What else, come on, omg, anything else, this is ridiculous. I love their sandwiches. Especially the chicken salad, sandwiches. It was always a packed sandwich, with plenty of ingredients. Look how dry it is... And its barely any thing, on the bread. But the way she made mine earlier. With that funky attitude, like I was an inconvenience. ( I took pictures, of that $ 9 sandwich. Then immediately trashed it. I was so heated, & disappointed. I'm not coming back. Nor directing my co-worker's, to return. Will drive my tractor trailer, somewhere else to get lunch. Tired of the attitudes, for just ordering food. No matter, the time of day. Atleast the lady at the counter, was a sweet heart. What a waste of my $64...... This...

I'll have to come back later to try the steak maybe but honestly it's a a bit expensive for around here. Then... since the guy at the counter can't pronounce the word porterhouse he gets upset because I had to ask him to repeat himself. Just out of pure point I'm not going to buy from you man. I asked him what he said very nicely. when you look at me like I'm at fault because you can't pronounce the word you're going to get a one star for bad customer service and no patience. If you take your time, like the third time you said it, and I completely understood it. Just...