🥩 Loco | Paris' No-Nonsense Argentine Steakhouse 🇦🇷🇫🇷
📍 Location: 31 bis Rue du Faubourg Montmartre, 75009 💰 Price: €60-70/person | ⏰ Vibe: Straight-to-the-point meat haven 🔥 Why It Works? ✅ Flexible Cooking: Orders 1.8kg tomahawk steak with 3 different doneness (Medium-rare/Medium/Well-done – no fuss!) ✅ Surprise Star: Grilled Octopus (Tender, smoky char) Wild Mushrooms (Garlic & parsley butter pool) 🚫 Avoid: Mystery appetizer that "tasted like regret" 🍽️ The Meat 🥩 Tomahawk (1.5-1.8kg) Crust: Salt-crusted & seared in beef tallow Value: €60pp for quality this good is rare in Paris 💡 Tips • No frills, no story – Just solid steakhouse execution • Easy to book (Unlike most Parisian hotspots) • Wine Pairing: Ask for Cahors Malbec – bold enough for the fat #ParisSteak #ArgentinianMeat #NoBullshitDining