​​Miami 4-Day Itinerary | Honest Reviews & Pro Tips​​ 🌴

📍 ​​Why This Guide?​​ No fluff—just ​​real ratings​​ from a trip that balanced thrills, food, and fails! ​​🏨 Hotel: Grand Beach Hotel​​ ​​Rating​​: ⭐⭐ (2/5) ​​Pros​​: Ocean-view rooms. ​​Cons​​: Tiny rooms, dirty private beach, mirrors facing beds (feng shui nightmare). ​​Cost​​: $356/night per person (rip-off). ​​🚗 Day 1: Everglades + Cuban Feasts​​ ​​🌿 Everglades National Park​​ ​​Airboat Ride​​: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5) ​​Do​​: Sit ​​front-right​​ for gator views + less engine noise. ​​Thrill​​: 360° spins at 40mph! ​​Shark Valley Walk​​: ⭐⭐⭐ (3/5) ​​Reality​​: Few gators at noon (go early!). ​​🍽️ Versailles Restaurant​​ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) ​​Must-Order​​: Lengua Asada (braised beef tongue). Seafood Paella + Crème Brûlée. ​​Bakery Next Door​​: Café con Leche (sweet Cuban coffee) = ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Guava Cheese Pastry (but 1hr line—go at 8 AM). ​​🛍️ Bayside Market​​: ⭐ (1/5) ​​Skip​​: Overpriced souvenirs + crowds. ​​🍜 Dinner: Ichimi​​ ⭐⭐ (2/5) ​​Truth​​: Ramen = mediocre, but pig ears saved it. ​​🏰 Day 2: Vizcaya + Little Havana​​ ​​Vizcaya Museum​​: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5) ​​Go​​: At 9:30 AM for empty photo ops. ​​Parking​​: Arrive by 9 AM or Uber. ​​🍛 Lunch: Puerto Sagua​​ ⭐⭐⭐ (3/5) ​​Vs. Versailles​​: Less flavorful, but oxtail stew still slays. ​​Parking Hell​​: Circle 20 mins for a spot. ​​🇨🇺 Little Havana​​: ⭐⭐ (2/5) ​​Harsh Truth​​: Dirty streets, Azúcar Ice Cream = overrated. ​​🌅 Nikki Beach Sunset​​: ⭐⭐⭐ (3/5) ​​Better Option​​: Your hotel’s beach (free chairs > $50 rentals). ​​💡 Brutally Honest Tips​​ ✔ ​​Versailles​​: Line peaks at 1 PM—go at 3 PM for 30-min wait. ✔ ​​Everglades​​: Book airboats via ​​Groupon​​ (save $15). ✔ ​​Skip​​: Bayside + Azúcar Ice Cream (tourist traps). ​​#MiamiUnfiltered #CubanFoodWins #EvergladesThrills​