Nobu Hotel Miami Beach | Sun, Sushi & Service Roulette 🍣🌴
📍 Why Stay Here? Oceanfront balconies + Nobu sushi + Malibu Farm smoothies—but service = dice roll. 🏨 Room & Vibe ✔ Corner Suite: Spacious balcony (sunrise coffee spot) + deep-soak tub. ✔ Beach Perks: Free loungers (no fighting for space) + cocktail service. ✔ Design: Minimalist zen (light wood + white linens). 🍽️ Dining Hits & Misses 1️⃣ Nobu Restaurant 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $100+/person) Must-Order: Yellowtail jalapeño (💣) + black cod miso (butter-soft). Skip: Hot dishes (overpriced for portion). 2️⃣ Malibu Farm 🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $50/person) Best Bite: Shrimp tacos (lime crema + pickled onions). Truth: "Organic" = $$$ markup (views > flavors). 🚫 Service Roulette 🎲 Valet: Eye rolls if you tip <$5. 🎲 Housekeeping: "Forgot your towels?" (Call 3x). 🎲 Front Desk: Champagne check-in (then radio silence). 💡 Pro Tips ✔ Book Direct: Nobu website sometimes has free breakfast deals. ✔ Beach Hack: Arrive by 10 AM for front-row loungers. ✔ Skip Valet: Street meters ($4/hr) 2 blocks away. #NobuMiami #SushiWithAView #ServiceLottery