“Lazy Waikiki Send-Off”
🏠 BASEMENT: WAIKIKI BEACH-FRONT APARTMENT 6 nights of balcony ocean-TV finally walked down to the sand – 30 sec barefoot commute Sunrise routine: 07:00 Macca’s queue out the door, surfers already waxing, joggers pacing palm shadows. 🌴 🌅 MORNING – BEACH REVEAL Waikiki isn’t the bluest water on O‘ahu, but it’s the most “city-meets-sea” – skyscrapers shoulder-to-shoulder with catamarans. Hawaiian chill-mode ON: strip to board-shorts ➡️ ocean dip ➡️ throw on quick-dry robe ➡️ drive off. Living the dream in real-time. 🏖️ ☕ COFFEE & CARBS AUDIT Island Vintage Coffee (2 branches) Coffee-only counter: order (taro bagel) + Mocha Iceberg (espresso snow-cap) = breakfast + dessert in one cup. Full-service café: acai bowls size of steering wheel – share or food-coma. Kona Coffee Purveyors Croissant hype (choc-banana) = decent flakiness; if you’ve tried Our Bakery in China you’ve had 90 % of the experience. Verdict: cute, not compulsory. 🛍️ MID-MORNING SHOP-WALK Kalākaua Ave in 90 min: KITH, DFS, ABC ×3, Target, souvenir gauntlet. Target price reality-check (all USD): Naked juice 3.29 (vs ABC 4.99) Greek yogurt 3-for-10 Chocolate blocks 2.50 (airport wants 6 $) Target’s own brand snacks + seasonal Reese’s = cheap, light, crowd-pleaser. If you cook in condo: drive to Walmart / Sam’s – milk, steak, poke bowls all 20-30 % cheaper than tourist strip. 🛒 🏖️ BEACH CHILL MATH Chair + umbrella rental 25 $ half-day – bargain if you factor SPF you DIDN’T buy. Surf lesson 60 $ / 1 hr – instructor pushes you into baby waves = instant hero video. Catamaran sunset sail 40 $ – boards 16:30, returns after golden hour; book on sand, no website needed. ⛵ 🍴 LUNCH BEFORE LYFT TO AIRPORT Target food-court: wood-fired pizza slice 3 $, iced tea free refills. Or grab leftover musubi from fridge – guilt-free carb bomb. Depart beach 13:00 ➡️ shower in condo ➡️ 15 min Uber to HNL (traffic starts 14:00). ✈️ 💡 MICRO HACKS ABC price-match: show Target receipt, some branches honour competitor within 1 mile. Naked juice cheat: buy at Walmart on way to airport (2.97 )vsABC4.99. Keep 1 $ coins for beach shower (some still coin-only). 🚿 Reef-safe sunscreen left-over? Donate to hotel lobby – TSA will confiscate >100 ml. 🎯 TAKE-AWAY Waikiki isn’t postcard-perfect water – it’s postcard-perfect CONVENIENCE: coffee, Cartier, catamaran, all within 300 m. Sleep in, stroll out, sip something iced, buy snacks for the plane, let the Pacific wave goodbye. #US #Hawaii #Honolulu