🚨⚠️ Gastown Warning: Proceed with Caution! 🥲🗺️

Let’s cut to the chase: Gastown = 🌆✨ overhyped. Here’s the tea: 🚶♀️ Safety First: Stick to the Steam Clock blocks 🕰️🔥 (see photo 3)! Step outside this zone, and… poof—you’re in homeless-tent city. 🚨👥 Daytime’s okay, but nightfall? NOPE. Skip it if you’re solo! 🙅♀️🌙 🛍️ Boring Alert: Souvenir shops 🎁 + tacky trinkets = 90% of Gastown. Most stuff? You’ve seen it in Toronto’s Queen St. 👗🛍️ (Even the viral “ice cube squishies” 🧊🤏 are here… but why?) 📸 Only Insta-Worthy Spot: A lone bench at a crosswalk 🪑🌳—flanked by skinny heritage buildings and leafy trees. That’s it. 🥲📸 👕 Random Shops: A T-shirt hell store 👕🎨 with abstract designs (name? Forgot, sorry! 😅) A denim den 👖🤠 with quirky vibes. Everything else? Skip. 🚫 Verdict: Gasstown = 2/10. Unless you’re here for the Steam Clock pics 🕰️ or tacky souvenirs 🎁, save your time for Yaletown or Main St. 🌆💨 #VancouverTravel #GastownFail #AvoidTheTouristTraps 🚫🗺️