🖼️ Pérez Art Museum Miami: Abstract Art (and a Paper Car!) 🚗💥

Modern art = “Wait, what is this?” 🤯! Highlight: A GIGANTIC paper-mâché car 🚗📦! Everything else? A blur 😵… Thanks to my “spirited” kids 👧👦—“Shhh! Inside voices!” 🤫×1000! Pros: Tickets = 50% cheaper than the science museum 💲! “Budget win!” 💰 Gift shop = SAVIOR 🎁! Found solar system books 📚 (science museum = sold out!) 🤦♀️! Architecture = GORGEOUS 🏛️! Cafe exit → SWINGS with a VIEW 🌊! Perfect Insta-spot 📸! Cons: Lemonade = CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY 🍋👎! “Tastes like regret.” 🤢 Seriously, AVOID ⚠️! Minimal interactive stuff 🚫👾—art snobs might love it 🎨, kids? Not so much 😴! 🅿️ Parking Hack: Same garage as science museum 🚗! Connected! 🔄$10 for 2 hours ⏳—“Not bad for Miami!” 💸! Final Thought: Art lovers = YES ❤️! Parents? Bring wine 🍷… or at least a backup kid 👶! P.S. Lemonade = Satan’s tears 👿! #PerezArtMuseum 🎨 #MiamiWithKids 👶 #ArtMuseumVibes 🖼️ #LemonadeFail 🍋