🏛️ The Roman Baths: Where Antiquity Meets Luxury

♨️ *2,000 years of self-care secrets!* Ancient Spa Day 101 🏋️ Step 1: Exercise in the palaestra (gym) 🛁 Step 2: Thermal journey: 🔥 Caldarium (scorching hot) → ❄️ Frigidarium (icy plunge) 🍇 Step 3: Snack on stuffed dormice & wine (yes, really!) 💆 Step 4: Olive oil massage by enslaved attendants 🙏 Finale: Pray to Sulis Minerva - the OG influencer of healing Gross-but-Cool Experience 🤢 Drank the spring water (full of dissolved iron & 43 other minerals) • Romans believed it cured infertility & cursed enemies • Modern science says: "Maybe don’t swallow?" Visitor Tips ⏳ Allow 2hrs to explore the steaming ruins 🎧 Audio guide reveals spicy gossip about curse tablets 🌙 Night tours available (extra magical with torchlight) #RomanLuxury #BathTime #TravelThroughTime