🇧🇷 ｜ Pipo Restaurante

🌿 Pipo Restaurante: Where Botanical Vibes Meet Hit-or-Miss Flavors in São Paulo Nestled beside a museum, Pipo serves up stunning greenery and a side of culinary inconsistency. 🌟 The patio is a jungle of plants, but beware: those leafy vibes come with a mosquito entourage. Here’s the real talk on when to visit (and what to order). 🌟 The Good: Scenery and Solid Dishes Instagram-Worthy Ambiance: Picture this: towering ferns, hanging vines, and fairy lights strung over wooden tables. 🌺 It’s like dining in a botanical garden—ideal for date nights or group pics. Surprisingly Good Mains (Not Pizza/Paella): Grilled Seabass: Flaky fish with a citrus butter sauce, served with seasonal veggies. 🐟 Light yet flavorful, perfect for sharing. Steak Frites: Tender sirloin with crispy fries and a tangy chimichurri. 🍖 A safe bet for meat lovers. 🚩 The Bad: Pizza and Paella Fails Cardboard-Crust Pizza: Thin crust that’s more crunchy than chewy, topped with bland tomato sauce and rubbery cheese. 🍕 Skip it—even museum cafeteria pizza might be better. Underdone Seafood Paella: Rice that’s literally crunchy in the middle. 🥄 Shrimp and clams were fresh, but the raw rice killed the dish. Pro tip: order risotto instead if you crave grains. 📝 Practical Tips for Your Visit Mosquito Prep: Wear long sleeves or bring repellent—those greenery are mosquito magnets. 🦟 Order Strategy: Stick to grilled proteins, salads, or pastas (the carbonara is decent). Avoid anything baked or rice-based. Best For: Groups celebrating birthdays or couples wanting a "pretty" dinner spot. The ambiance distracts from mediocre food. 💬 Final Verdict Pipo is a classic case of "style over substance". The garden setting is magical, but the food ranges from "meh" to "yikes"—except for a few grilled dishes that save the day. Go if: You prioritize Instagram aesthetics over flavor You’re dining with non-foodie friends who care more about vibes You’re willing to pay for ambiance (mains ~R$80, worth it for the setting, not the taste) Just remember: skip the pizza, order extra bug spray, and prepare to talk more about the decor than the food. 🌼✨ #SaoPauloBotanicalRestaurant #AmbienceOverFlavor #BrazilianDiningReview #MuseumEats #FoodieWarnings