🇧🇷 Japanese food | Tojiro Sushi Mooca

🍣 Mooca's Misleading Sushi Trap: Style Over Substance Heard whispers about this "fancy" sushi joint in Mooca, but save your time—and money. 🚫 The glossy facade and Instagram-friendly decor lure you in, but the food? Let's just say it's a masterclass in false advertising. 🚩 Where It All Falls Apart Prefab Sushi Nightmare: The "all-you-can-eat" spread looks sad from the get-go. Rolls sit limp under heat lamps, rice clumpy and over-vinegared, fillings that taste like they came from a frozen factory pack. 🍙💔 Seriously, it's on par with those R$0.99 sushi deals on iFood—maybe worse. Salt Overload Alert: Tried the teppanyaki? Big mistake. Shrimp and veggies arrived swimming in a sauce so salty, it felt like licking the ocean. 🌶️ Even the fried rice was a sodium bomb—good luck sleeping without chugging a gallon of water. Barebones Selection: Expect basic rolls like cucumber and imitation crab, with maybe a token "spicy" option that's just mayo with red dye. No fresh sashimi, no creative specials—just sad, tired options. 💸 Don't Waste Your Peso For the price (around R$80 per person), you'd expect at least some effort. Instead, it's a depressing buffet of pre-made mediocrity. The only thing fresh here is the coat of paint on the walls. Save yourself from post-meal rage—there are plenty of legit sushi spots in SP that won't make you curse after every bite. 📍 Avoid at all costs! #SushiFail #MoocaMisery #BrazilianFoodWarning #OverratedEats #DontBelieveTheHype