🇧🇷 São Paulo Brunch & Bakery Guide ☕🥐

🌟 Top Picks: 1️⃣ JOYA (Vila Madalena) Ex-Tuju (Michelin-starred) pastry chef’s French boulangerie Overpriced, inconsistent service, but great location (next to Coffee Lab!) 2️⃣ O Jardim Best value! Friendly service, natural vibes. Go before 9 AM to skip lines. 3️⃣ Fabrique Pão e Café (Old-school) Reliable avocado toast & croissants—but expect queues! 4️⃣ Le Blé (Higienópolis hidden gem) Coxinha to die for—locals swear by it! 5️⃣ Hotel Emiliano Fancy date spot (book ahead!). ❌ Skip These: Botanikafé: Mediocre food, only good for chats. Levena: Overhyped, overpriced, bad service. A Fornada: "How did they ruin croissants this badly?" Le Pain Quotidien: Sad chain vibes. 🍜 Real MVP: (Lanzhou Noodles) Who needs avocado toast when you have steamed buns, scallion pancakes, and tofu pudding? 🥟🍜 #SaoPauloBrunch #BrazilEats #FoodieGuide #SkipTheHype