π¨π¦ Goat Mountain: The Gods' Secret Garden on a Ridge π
This trail in *six words*: "Brutal... but I crave more." π₯Ύ Trail Stats: - 5km distance with *1,400m elevation gain* (aka *vertical torture*) - Ridge-line hiking = *360Β° jaw-dropping views* - Knee-crushing descent (RIP cartilage) - Supplies needed: 1L water + 3 energy bars *per km* (not joking) πΏ Trail Personality: - "Rope-assisted life choices" sections π§ - Botany field trip forced by *frequent "I-need-to-breathe" breaks* - Tiny wildflowers blooming *under boulders*βEarthβs *Ice Age love letters* π π Why Itβs Worth It: βοΈ *Otherworldly* ridge panoramas βοΈ *Alpine flowers* growing in *rock crevices* (magic!) βοΈ Bragging rights for surviving β οΈ Warning: - *Not* for beginners - Start *early* (takes *all damn day*) - Weather changes *instantly* (pack layers) π Goat Mountain via Chilliwack Lake #Type2Fun #PeakBagging #AlpineAdventures #TrailTerror #FlowerHunter #ElevationGainz #NoPainNoView #ChilliwackHikes #MountainTherapy #HardcoreHiking