🇨🇦 Saskatoon Food Chronicles: "Siberia" with Surprises

❄️ "Packed for the Arctic, got California weather - classic prairie trolling!" 🍽️ The Good, The Bad & The Deep-Fried 📍 The Cave (Landmark Letdown) • Booked easily (first red flag 🚩) • $300 for 5 = "Is this fine dining or a highway truck stop?" • Local verdict: "Once is... enough" 📍 Sunan Hot Pot • $30 AYCE with Caribbean coconut broth?! 🌴 • Played safe with tomato soup + "blue demon" honey beer 🍺 📍 Happy Lamb Hot Pot • Cancellation therapy: $30 AYCE > airline customer service 📍 Berry Barn • Pancakes fluffier than prairie clouds 🥞 • Saskatoon berry juice = diabetic coma in a glass 📍 Faifo Concept • *1-hour wait* for pho = "Are they growing the herbs?" 🌱 • Worth it - best Instagrammable meal in town 🏨 Delta "Haunted" Castle • 1970s decor = "Grandma's basement chic" • Breakfast portions = "Guess I'm skipping lunch" ✈️ Airport Dining • Ordered fries → flight cancelled = peak Saskatoon experience #SaskatoonEats #PrairieProblems