🇩🇪 Brunswick & Wolfsburg: Cozy German Gems

"Where medieval hotels and car museums prove small towns > big cities!" 🏨 Brunswick Stay: Time-Travel at Hotel Ritter St. Georg • 14th/17th-century? 🤷‍♀️ ("Check-in = escape room challenge!" 🔑📞) • Wooden charm: Creaky floors = free white noise (slept like a baby! 😴) 🚍 Transport Woes • Local app? "Even Germans rage-quit!" 😤 → Use DB app instead • Ticket types: Single/Day/Zone—Google Translate is your BFF 🎫 • Ticket check: Officer’s "fresh meat" grin 😏 (but my pass was legit!) 🏛️ Brunswick Highlights • Schloss-Arkaden: "Castle outside, H&M inside!" 👑🛍️ • TU Brunswick logo: "My future empire’s vibe?" 😎 🚗 Wolfsburg (AKA 'VW Town') • Autostadt Museum: "Disneyland for car nerds" 🚗🎢 • Pro tip: Book online (summer = pricier forced boat ticket 🚤) • Photos? "Trapped in my camera forever!" 📸😂 #GermanHiddenGems #MedievalAirbnb