🇩🇪 Why You Should NEVER Study at Göttingen University

1️⃣ Time-Warp Education • Study 2023 medical cases in 1823 lecture halls (with original chalk dust!) • Learn 3000-year-old Greek in brand-new glass buildings (cognitive dissonance included) 2️⃣ Un-Germanly Nice Locals 🚫 No racism! 🚫 No scowling! (Where's the "real Germany" experience? ) 3️⃣ Culinary Roulette • Mensa's mystery meat du jour (Spoiler: Always pork) • "Hay Sausage" served every Tuesday/Thursday (yes, it's literal) • Vegan students survive on air and disappointment 4️⃣ English or Perish 🔫 "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" gets you: • Blank stares at bakeries • Physics lectures in Shakespearean English 5️⃣ Too Many Damn Jobs 📚 Library? More like "Temptation Island" with: • 3€/hr student assistant gigs • Research positions that ruin your "professional unemployment" plans 6️⃣ Campus Necropolis ⚰️ Lecture → Graveyard field trip in 30 seconds flat ("Gauss is right there if you have homework questions...") 7️⃣ Imposter Syndrome Central 💀 Daily reminder you'll never be as smart as: • The 45 Nobel laureates who walked these halls • That undergrad who reads Homer... for fun 8️⃣ Not "Excellent" Enough 🏆 Technically just "historically significant" (thanks, German uni rankings!) #GöttingenProblems #GermanUniLife #NobelNightmares #FirstWorldAcademicProblems