🇪🇸 Reina Sofía Masterpiece Guide: FREE Entry Hacks! 🎨✨
📍 "Move over, Prado! This museum holds Spain’s artistic SOUL." 🖤 PICASSO’S SCREAM: GUERNICA (Room 206) 5-meter-wide trauma: Charging bulls, shattered bodies, that iconic lightbulb 💡 Pro tip: Rent the Chinese audio guide to hear how Picasso painted this weeping in 1937 "The mother clutching her dead child will haunt you forever." 💫 DALÍ’S DREAM LAB (3rd Floor) Melted clocks ⏳ in Girl at the Window (1925) Hidden faces in The Invisible Man – squint to spot 3 expressions! "Surrealism = ‘beauty must be convulsive’" (Dali knew what’s up) 🎟️ FREE ENTRY HACKS ✔ Mon/Wed/Sat 7PM-9PM (Ghost the tour groups!) ✔ Rooftop café: Sangria + Madrid skyline = perfection 🍷 ✔ Secret gem: Miró’s The Farm – Picasso went broke buying this! 📍 PRACTICAL INFO Address: C. de Sta. Isabel, 52 Metro: Atocha (Lines 1/3) Hours: 10AM-9PM (Sun until 2:30PM) Verdict: "Where art doesn’t just hang on walls—it grabs your heart and SHAKES IT." 💥 #ReinaSofiaSecrets #MadridArtAttack #PicassoVsDali #FreeArtFix #SpanishMasterpieces