🇫🇷 Northern France Road Trip with 2 Kids (Semi-Intensive Edition!)
🗓️ Itinerary Breakdown 13/06 - Paris Arrival • Eat & explore (Jetlag recovery mode) 14/06 - Rouen • 4-star hotel (family-friendly price) • Seine riverside stroll = instant mood booster! 15/06 - Étretat (Elephant Rock) 🐘 • Kid-friendly version: Beach play + photos without climbing • Parking hack: Parking Place du Général de Gaulle (steps from sand) • Dinner in Honfleur: L'Alcyone (featured on Chinese reality show "Divas Hit the Road") "The oysters were sweet – no lies!" 🦪 16/06 - Caen (⚠️ Racism Alert) • Ugly incident: Supermarket guard yelled "chingchong" at me. • Mama Bear mode: Instant complaint → manager → forced apology ("I’m Black, how could I be racist?" 🙄) • Silver lining: Bayeux’s tourist train (€7/kid) = family sanity saver! 17/06 - Mont Saint-Michel + Saint-Malo • MSM: "Not just influencer bait – legit stunning!" • Lunch: Dégustation Tonneau (oysters/mussels = 👍, fish stew = 👎) • Saint-Malo pirate vibes: Free parking hack: Monument aux morts (10min seaside walk to town) Must-eat: Kouign Amann pastry (100-year-old recipe!) 🧈 18/06 - Nantes • "Skip the overrated tourist train" 🚂 👶 Kid-Approved Tips • Beach > Hikes (Étretat) • Mini-trains = parental bliss (Bayeux/Saint-Malo) • Park strategically – tiny legs tire fast! #FamilyTravel #FranceRoadTrip #NoFilterParenting