π¬π§ 5-Day London Food & Fun Itinerary (Unfiltered Edition!) β¨
Day 1: Sherlock Vibes & Punk Shopping π Glasgow β London Euston π½οΈ Lunch: Speedyβs Sandwich Bar (Sherlock filming spot!) β’ Ordered fish & chips + OJ β waiter poured juice from a giant bottle like a wizard π§β¨ ποΈ Afternoon: Vivienne Westwood Worldβs End (1st boutique! Open 10AM, closed Sun) β’ Found limited-edition orb jewelry π€― π Dinner: Jincheng Alley (Sichuan food) β Overpriced & salty πΆοΈπ« (but Alipay discount!) Day 2: Shopping Spree & Nerd Heaven ποΈ Bicester Village Outlet β’ Train from London Marylebone (Β£20 return, 1hr) β’ Burberry extra 30% off + North Face pants for Β£12?! π± (Alipay coupons work!) π Forbidden Planet β Comic book paradise! Buy-2-get-1 deals + rare Euro editions. Day 3: Museum Marathon ποΈ British Museum (Free! Book ahead + Β₯59 audio guide). π Lunch: Coco Ichibanya β Spiciest curry in town π₯ π Dinner: Rice Coming β Greasy noodlesβ¦ stick to dry mixes! Day 4: Iconic London π Bus to London Eye/Big Ben (Tap once, no exit fee!). π’ Thames Clippers Boat Pass β Hopped to: β’ Tower of London β’ Greenwich Observatory (Straddle the Prime Meridian! π) Day 5: White Cliffs DISASTER β οΈ ποΈ Train to White Cliffs (Atonement movie spot!) β’ Swarmed by bugs π + muddy rain = turned back halfway π« π± Ate meh-but-cheap cafeteria food. π Silver lining: Folkestone Sunny Sands beach + rainbow magic! π Verdict: β Highlights: Bicester steals, boat day, Westwood bling. β Lowlights: Salty noodles, bug apocalypse. #LondonDiaries #UKTravel #ShoppingHaul #BritishMuseum #LondonEats #TravelFails π¬π§β¨
