🇬🇧 A Week in Nottingham | Newbie Chronicles
🏫 Park Campus Orientation "The registration queue reminded me of primary school enrollment in China – chaotic nostalgia!" 👶📝 🛒 Supermarket Wars • Witnessed freshmen raid Aldi like it’s Black Friday • Empty shelves = "Where’s my pasta?!" panic 😱 🦌 Wollaton Hall Deer Park ☀️ Golden hour + curious deer = Instagram domination 📸 • Pro tip: Bring quiet shoes (deer judge loud walkers) 🍳 Full English Breakfast Verdict 🥓 "The bacon’s saltier than my dissertation tutor… but oddly addictive?" 🍗 Jollibee vs KFC Debate • Me: "Crispy OG chicken supremacy!" 👑 • My SO: "Colonel Sanders forever." 🤷♂️ #NottinghamDiaries #UniLifeUK