š¬š§ Just Back from London⦠Brutal Honesty Ahead!
Got back from my London tripāJuly-Sept is PERFECT for slow, sunny city walks (when itās not raining š§ļø). Hereās my no-BS guide to avoid tourist traps! š¦ļø Weather Woes ā Pack: Foldable umbrella + windproof jacket + comfy shoes (cobblestones hurt!). ā Skip: Shorts (10°C drops at nightāknees will revolt). š Transport Hacks ā Oyster Card: Caps fares at Ā£1.75/ride (vs. Ā£2.5 cash!). ā ļø Cheat Code: Travel after 9:30AM for off-peak discounts in Zones 1-2. š Food Truths ā Eat This: Borough Market: Fresh oysters + mulled wine (Fri-Sun only!). Dishoom: Life-changing curry (queue early!). Flat Iron: Ā£12 steak + free ice cream š¦. ā Skip This: Overpriced "Instagram" spots. šļø Attractions: Hits & Misses ā DO: British Museum (free! Book ahead). Natural History Museum (dinosaurs! š¦). Sky Garden (free views! Book 3 days early). ā DONāT: London Eye (2hr wait for 5min pics). Madame Tussauds (tiny & outdated). Harry Potter Studio (expensive trek). š” Pro Tips Tipping: Service charge includedāno extra needed! Photos: Avoid snapping cops/random locals (fines possible!). Plugs: Bring a UK 3-prong adapter! Safety: Pickpockets love pocketsākeep phones close. šØ Hotel Deals (Limited Time!) Rosewood London: Stay 4, Pay 3 Bulgari London: Stay 4, Pay 3 The Langham: Stay 3, Pay 2 (More in pics!) #LondonTips #UKTravel #AvoidTheTraps