🇬🇧 London Day 1: The British Museum in a Whirlwind 🏛️✨

My first stop in London had to be the British Museum—where "borrowed" treasures from across the globe live rent-free. 🖼️ First Impressions: • "Yep, they stole everything": From Hadrian’s lover to Augustus’ pretty-boy bust, the loot is aesthetic whiplash. • Marx’s "humble" reading room: Joke’s on us—it’s a gilded dome (no foot-shaped floor dents, though). • Kid logic: *"No wonder there are homeless people—a 10-minute taxi costs £100!"* 💸 📍 British Museum 🚶 15 mins from St Pancras (walk past Russell Square’s cherry blossoms) 🎟️ Free (but guilt over colonial plunder? Priceless) • Bank of England: Book a blossom tour for rare camellias. • Notting Hill: 8AM = empty pink alleyways. • Albert Court: Vintage coats + red bricks = Eternal Sunshine vibes. #BritishMuseum #LondonDiaries #CulturalLooting