🇵🇬 Madang Fish Market - Where Seafood Dreams Come True!

💰 Prices That’ll Make You Cry (Happy Tears!) Oysters: 10 RMB per plate (Yes, you read that right!) 🦪 King Crab: 1/5 of Chinese prices 🦀 "That moment when you realize your seafood budget just became your souvenir fund!" 🔥 Market Vibes You Can’t Fake • Vendors shouting jokes in Tok Pisin (translation: "Hey white ghost, buy more!") 👻 • Kids giggling as they poke at escaping crabs 🦀 • "The communal hose-down station where everyone leaves equally soaked" 💦 Must-Try: ✅ Sashimi on the spot – Cut with wasabi fresh from the highlands 🌿 ✅ Coconut beer pairings – Sweet, sour, and slightly illegal-feeling 🥥🍺 ✈️ Why This Beats Any Fancy Restaurant ✔ Zero middlemen – From ocean to plate in 30 mins 🌊 ✔ Instagram gold – Fish so colorful they look Photoshopped 📸 #EatLikeALocal #NoRegrets #PNGfoodrush