🏴 Cardiff: The Most Awkward Gig Pilgrimage
"When your Oasis reunion tickets turn into... this" 💔 🌬️ The Unexpected Perks ☀️ Escaped London's heatwave → "Welsh breeze is FREE AC!" 🏴 "Bilingual signs everywhere – keeps you guessing which is Welsh and which is just very misspelled English" 🎸 The Elephant in the Room "Paid £80 to not see Liam Gallagher... but at least Cardiff's pubs played Wonderwall on loop to comfort us" 🍻 🐧 Silver Linings Playbook ✅ Discovered "pre-gig" is Welsh for "three-hour queue at a chip shop" ✅ Realized all Welsh castles look photoshopped ✅ Mastered pronouncing "Llanfairpwllgwyngyll" (okay, maybe not) #OasisNoMore #WalesUnexpected #AccidentalTourism #PostBreakupTour