Aba Austin: Mediterranean Fusion Miss—A Cautionary Tale! 🚗💨

Nestled on South Congress, Aba Austin lures crowds with its chic ambiance—but beware the hype! 🌴 💢 Prices soar, portions shrink, and flavors clash—salty, bland, or just… off. Parking? Street spots save cash, but Music Lane Garage charges 12/hr—3 discount if you ask, but still a rip-off! Dish Deep Dive 🍽️: Crispy Short Rib Hummus $18.95 🥘: Meat’s tender, but the over-salted sauce drowns the hummus! Pita’s small but free refills—small wins! Pork Belly $28.95 🐷: Sweet, salty, and oddly gamey. Honey glaze can’t mask the funk—like biting into a sugar-coated mystery! 🍯 Pistachio-Crusted Halibut $27.95 🐟: Bland city! The crust? No pistachio punch. Fish thick, flavorless—needs that sauce, but even it’s weak. Pineapple side? The star—bright, fresh, but alone! 🍍💫 Final Bite 💬: Aba’s vibe? Top-tier. Food? Misses the mark. Skip the $20+ plates for a drink—save your cash and appetite! 🍹💸 #AustinFoodieAlert #MediterraneanMiss #OverpricedEats