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Chile Eats | The "World's #5 Burger" – Second Round Review! 🍔💥

This place broke Instagram twice, but after two visits & four burgers, here's the unfiltered truth about Santiago's most hyped patty! 🔥 Burger Breakdown (With Attitude) 1️⃣ Golden Cheeseburger 💰7,700 CLP (≈$9 USD) Single patty, sauce tsunami – cheese drips like a telenovela star's tears 🧀 Mao Dan's Verdict: "Meh. For sauce addicts only" 🚫 Pic 13 lower half = proof of edible crime scene 2️⃣ WTF Burger 💰11,500 CLP (≈$14 USD) Name promises drama, delivers dry patty – the culinary equivalent of blue balls 💣 Boyfriend's Review: "Should be renamed 'Why Try Further'" 🙅♂️ 3️⃣ Boedo Burger 💰7,900 CLP (≈$9.5 USD) SINGLE PATTY GOD MODE 🥚🍅🧅 Runny egg + raw onion slaw = flavor baptism 💦 Joint Verdict: "The Beyoncé of burgers – flawless" 👑 4️⃣ Lover Burger 💰10,500 CLP (≈$13 USD) Double patty cardiac special – bacon + crispy onion strings = meat coma 🤯 Boyfriend's Aftermath: "Needed a nap AND a priest" 😴✝️ ☠️ Survival Hacks Timing: Avoid 1-2PM unless you enjoy watching couples breakup over table scarcity Order Smart: Boedo > All (fight me) Location: Search "La Birra Bar" – Google Maps lies like a Tinder profile 📍 Price Check: Cheaper than therapy, pricier than Chilean minimum wage #ChileanBurgerWars #MessyEatsOnly #SantiagoFoodHype #BeefOrGTFO #BurgerTherapy #OverpricedButWhoCares #InstaVsReality

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Chile Eats | The "World's #5 Burger" – Second Round Review! 🍔💥

This place broke Instagram twice, but after two visits & four burgers, here's the unfiltered truth about Santiago's most hyped patty! 🔥 Burger Breakdown (With Attitude) 1️⃣ Golden Cheeseburger 💰7,700 CLP (≈$9 USD) Single patty, sauce tsunami – cheese drips like a telenovela star's tears 🧀 Mao Dan's Verdict: "Meh. For sauce addicts only" 🚫 Pic 13 lower half = proof of edible crime scene 2️⃣ WTF Burger 💰11,500 CLP (≈$14 USD) Name promises drama, delivers dry patty – the culinary equivalent of blue balls 💣 Boyfriend's Review: "Should be renamed 'Why Try Further'" 🙅♂️ 3️⃣ Boedo Burger 💰7,900 CLP (≈$9.5 USD) SINGLE PATTY GOD MODE 🥚🍅🧅 Runny egg + raw onion slaw = flavor baptism 💦 Joint Verdict: "The Beyoncé of burgers – flawless" 👑 4️⃣ Lover Burger 💰10,500 CLP (≈$13 USD) Double patty cardiac special – bacon + crispy onion strings = meat coma 🤯 Boyfriend's Aftermath: "Needed a nap AND a priest" 😴✝️ ☠️ Survival Hacks Timing: Avoid 1-2PM unless you enjoy watching couples breakup over table scarcity Order Smart: Boedo > All (fight me) Location: Search "La Birra Bar" – Google Maps lies like a Tinder profile 📍 Price Check: Cheaper than therapy, pricier than Chilean minimum wage #ChileanBurgerWars #MessyEatsOnly #SantiagoFoodHype #BeefOrGTFO #BurgerTherapy #OverpricedButWhoCares #InstaVsReality

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