D385 Tanzania ~ Dar es Salaam Diary 🌴

☀️ Dar’s Sweltering Heat vs. Stunning Views Trapped in a luxe sea-view apartment (too hot to explore!), hosted by the most unexpected soul: A tough-looking but princess-hearted former monk-turned-bankrupt entrepreneur 🏰 Pink sofas, plush toys ✨ + nightly disco under starry lights (complete with scarf-as-skirt twirls!) Morning yoga at 6AM → sunset cocktails with skyline views 🍹 ("Rich life? Simple pleasures!") 🎂 Island-Hopping Gone Wild Joined a birthday boat tour... that became an island nap session 😴 Local tradition alert! No cake-cutting – just the birthday girl feeding everyone spoonfuls (I missed mine... still salty!) Evening catamaran sunset ⛵️🌅 → passed out from seasickness while Africans danced/drank 🌙 Final Verdict: A day of naps, and nautical magic – classic Africa! #Tanzania #DarEsSalaam #IslandLife #TravelFails