Douala Port Seafood Guide | $10 Ocean Feast Freedom ππ¦
π Dawn Fish Market Survival Manual Arrive by 5:30AM to score: β Live Gamba shrimp (5,000 XAF/kg β $6.5) β Freshly cleaned Bah fish (opt for 1.5kg specimens for tenderness) β Secret item: Flower crabs (password: "Je veux les crabes") π₯ Grill Stand Rules Find Auntie Maria in red hat - her ghost pepper sauce is legendary Proper dining: Plastic bags on sand + finger-licking peelingβ¨ Must-try off-menu: Grilled plantains with fish liver (sweet-salty knockout punch)π’ β οΈ Blood/Tears Lessons β’ Never ask "is this fresh?" - expect continental eye-roll: "They were swimming in Atlantic 30 minutes ago!" β’ Bring wet wipes! Beachside footwash costs 1,000 XAF "sacred water tax" #SeafoodFreedom #CameroonHacks