Surrealist Dining Guide of Cameroon 🦎🔥

At Douala's The Sorento, you'll never guess how wild the next dish will be— 🐊 Bushmeat Surprise Box → Lizard: Like chewing scaly chicken breast (drown it in chili sauce) → Porcupine "sashimi": Owner claims it's "African pufferfish" (reality: tough as truck tires) → Cobra soup: Simmered in plantain leaves (tongue went numb - not sure if it's the spice or poisoning) 🌴 Magical Realism Moments • Ordering process: Pick your "ingredients" from backyard cages (yes, the crocodile was blinking) • Checkout surprise: Certificate by the register reads "We sponsor anti-poaching NGOs" ⚠️ Survival Tips Pack digestive meds (that German tourist needed an ambulance last time) Avoid rainy season - the aroma could knock out a rhino Never! Ask! About sourcing! #AfricanSurrealDining #CameroonSurvivalMode