Gianni's At The Former Versace Mansion | Brunch Review 🍽️✨
📍 Why Go? Brunch in Versace’s former home—gold mosaics, chandeliers, and $38 prix-fixe (with a few catches). 🍽️ Brunch Breakdown (+ Upcharges) 🥗 Starters ✅ Eggplant Parmigiana 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Think: Lasagna, but with silky eggplant + gooey cheese. ✅ Octopus Carpaccio (+$8) 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Texture: Like cold, delicate rubber bands (in a good way). 🍝 Mains 🚫 Lobster Spaghetti (+$15) 🌟🌟 Truth: Salty lobster + saltier pasta (bring water). ✅ Spinach-Ricotta Ravioli 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Flavor: Lemon zest + nutmeg = bright but polarizing. 🍰 Desserts ✅ Strawberry Cake 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Hidden Booze: Soaked in Prosecco syrup. 🚫 Giant Profiterole 🌟🌟 Sad Truth: Stale cream + Costco does it better. 💡 Brutally Honest Tips ✔ Valet Parking: 25(cheaperthanthe∗∗20/hr garage). ✔ Skip the Lobster: Ravioli or grilled fish are safer. ✔ Photo Ops: Gold pool + staircase** (Versace’s ghost approves). #VersaceBrunch #MiamiLuxury #SkipTheLobsterPasta