Grand Beach Hotel | Miami’s Two-Toilet Paradise 🚿🌴
📍 Why It’s Unique? Two bathrooms + lobster rolls in bed + private beach = A no-stress Miami stay. 🏨 Room Upgrade Hack ✔ Original Booking: Bay View (~1,860/3nights).✔∗∗100 Upgrade: Partial Ocean + City View + King Bed. ✔ MVP Feature: Dual bathrooms** (no morning queue!). 🍽️ Hotel Eats (Surprisingly Good!) 1️⃣ Lobster Roll 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $24) Truth: Buttery brioche + chilled Maine lobster. 2️⃣ Ribeye (Medium) 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $42) Sauce: Truffle jus (scrape the plate clean). 3️⃣ Tuna Poke 🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $18) Base: Seaweed salad + crispy wontons. 4️⃣ Mango Smoothie 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 (💰 $12) Verdict: Blended sunshine (real fruit, no syrup). 🌊 Beach & Logistics ✔ Private Beach: Free loungers (no fighting for space). ✔ Parking: $44/overnight (valet parks for you). ✔ Location: 20 mins to Design District (selfie walls!). 💡 Brutal Tips ✔ Book on Ctrip: Cheaper than Booking.com (we saved 30%). ✔ Early Check-In: 10 AM arrival = free upgrade chance. ✔ Skip If: You want party vibes (this is chill family energy). #GrandBeach #TwoBathroomsWin #MangoSmoothieMVP