π₯ Hot Off the Grill: AGORA souvla bar π¬π§
β³ Waited 40 mins for these smoky skewers! Here's the spicy (and honest) review! π’ SKEWER RATINGS: πππ Mushroom (Solid veggie option) π Lamb (Just... okay) π Pork (Meh) πππππ CHICKEN THIGH (THE STAR! Order n+1 portions!) π ππ Braised mutton (Tender but forgettable) ππππ Rotisserie pork (Flavor bomb, but skin could be crispier) Verdict: No bad dishesβjust some shine brighter! β¨ β οΈ SERVICE WARNING: 1st visit (off-peak): Sloth-speed serving π 2nd visit (peak): Wrong dishes galore π€¦ββοΈ Pork belly drama: "Oops, wrong table!" β takes it away (even though WE ordered it!) Spent half the meal side-eyeing staff π to avoid mystery plate swaps π§Ή Hygiene Check: Spotted an uninvited tiny "guest" (πβ). Classic UK old buildingsβflashbacks to dorm days! ποΈ π AGORA souvla bar Go for the chicken thigh... stay for the adventure! ππ #LondonEats #SkewerHeaven #HonestReviews #FoodieAlert #LondonFoodScene