Medellín Restaurant Guide: 4 Gems 💎 & 1 Overhyped Flop 💣

💣 Alambique (0/5 ⭐) The Instagram trap 📸 Vibes: Gorgeous jungle-themed decor Food Disaster:• Confusing 30-page menu with pretentious dish names 🤦• Server-recommended pork dish: cheesy, sweet, and bizarre • Mocktails & tacos: meh at best Damage: €30 pp (for suffering) 💎 Restaurante Idilico (5/5 ⭐)Unexpected perfection Highlights:• 3-course tasting menu w/ Medellín skyline edible art • Dessert with celery twist—weirdly amazing! Vibe: Elegant but unpretentious Damage: €40 pp (worth every cent) 🌴 Mombasa (4.5/5 ⭐) Tulum vibes, legit flavors Wins: • Lobster roll on buttery brioche 🦞• Perfectly cooked fish slab 🐟• Free amuse-bouche surprise! Note: Tourist-friendly but not a trap Damage: €37 pp🐮 Mondongo’s Poblado (5/5 ⭐) Colombian soul food ❤️ Must-order:• Tripe soup (even anti-offal folks will love it!)• Served with rice, plantains, avocado 🥑 Pro tip: Small portion feeds 1, large feeds 2 Damage: €16 pp (steal!) 🥩 Tauras SteakHouse (4/5 ⭐) Solid but loud 🔈 Good: • Argentinian-style steak 🥩 + free salad/fries• Giant empanada starter 🇦🇷 Bad: Bar atmosphere (skip if you want romance) Damage: €55 pp (knock €10 off for 5 stars) Final Verdict "Skip Alambique unless you want pretty pics + regret. Idilico and Mondongo’s are MUSTS!" #MedellinEats #ColombiaFoodie #HiddenGems #DontInstaAndRegret #TripeSoupSavesLives #SteakLovers #DigitalNomadDining