🌵🍹 Mexico’s Must-Visit Museum: Tequila & Mezcal Museum 🥃

Museo del Tequila y el Mezcal = Liquid gold education! 🏺 📍 Location: Plaza Garibaldi, Mexico City. 🌆 💵 Price: 75 pesos ($4 USD) for adults—cheaper than a margarita! 🍸 Tequila 101 📚: Agave = Steel Wool Plant 🌵: Its fibers make rope, its heart makes booze. Patience, Grasshopper ⏳: Agave takes 7–10 years to mature. Tequila needs 1–2 years in oak barrels. Terroir Matters 🌍: Only blue agave from Jalisco = “real” tequila. (Sorry, cheap knockoffs!) Museum Highlights 🏛️: Floor 1: History of agave farming + distillation. 👩🌾 (30 mins max—small but mighty!) Rooftop Terrace 📸: Stunning views of Plaza Garibaldi. Snap pics here! Souvenir Shop 🛍️: Buy mini-tequila bottles + ceramic shot glasses. Bar 🍸: Included tasting ticket! Sip tequila while mariachi bands serenade the square. 🎶 Wild History Fact 🌏: Ancient Chinese texts mention “Fu Sang”—a land with magical trees. Some scholars think this = Mexico! 🤯 The “Fu Sang tree” = agave? Coincidence? You decide! 🤔 Pro Tip: Skip if tight on time ⏳: It’s small. Go if… 🍹: You love tequila, history, or free drinks. #TequilaMuseum #MexicoCity #AgaveMagic #CulturalCocktails 🇲🇽🌵