🐴 PA Amish Farm: Where Time Stands Still (But My Shoes Didn’t) 👣(2)
🐾 Animal Antics: Feeding Frenzy: Goats devoured pellets like they’d never been fed. Ever. 🐐 Milking 101: Ella giggled as I fumbled with the udder. “Gently!” she squealed, blocking a cow’s kick with her tiny frame. Hero. 🥛 Petting Zoo: Kittens, puppies, piglets—oh my! The piglets? Tiny tornadoes. One bit my finger. “Pigs root,” Ella shrugged. “Not personal.” 🐖💢 🛒 Souvenir Hunt: Adoptable Pets: $30–50 for a furry friend! I nearly left with a kitten. Almost. 🐱 Farm Freebies: Pick-your-own carrots! Mine were puny, but sautéed next day? Divine. 🥕 💧 Regrets: No fresh eggs (sold out!). 🥚😢 No raw milk (storm cut our trip short!). 🥛⛈️ Verdict: Is it worth the drive? No. But if you’re nosy about Amish life, obsessed with baby goats, or crave a digital detox (sort of)? Yes. 10/10 would clash with piglets again. 🐖 Fun Fact: Amish kids get “rumspringa” at 16—a wild phase to sample modern life. Most return. Guess grass really is greener without Instagram. 🌱 #AmishFarm #PA #OffTheBeatenPath #FarmLife #CuteAnimals 🐴🌾