Paul's Dessert Extravaganza

After sampling 30+ desserts at Paul, my glucose meter and credit card screamed in unison— 🍰 The Ultimate Verdict ❤️ Worthy of Worship → Raspberry Éclair: Filled with real Madagascar bourbon vanilla seeds → Crème Brûlée: Its torched shell crackles like Parisian metro tickets → Galette des Rois (seasonal): Almond cream spiked with volcanic slope coffee 🖤 Suspiciously French Jokes • Fruit Tart (stale crust + canned fruit "performance art") • Macaron Ice Cream (even safari ants would petition for less sugar) 🌍 Magical Realism Moments • Discovering "Africa Edition" croissants are 1.5x larger than Paris originals • Hearing Quebec-accented French explain "Saint-Honoré" pastries 💸 Survival Rules Wednesday member deal: buy 3 get 1 free (check expiration dates!) Bring insulin (not joking) Ordering in French unlocks secret reheating service #DoualaDessertAnthropology #FrenchPastryMetamorphosis