Santiago’s Dim Sum Heaven: MEI HUA – A Cantonese Soul Revival! 🥟🍵

When a half-Guangdongese friend drags you to Mei Hua while sobbing "this is our heritage," you know it’s serious. Spoiler: This place slaps harder than aunties fighting for the last shrimp dumpling! 🥢 Why Dim Sum Lovers Weep Here Authenticity Level: 100% Guangzhou vibes – from steaming carts to the clatter of teacups. Must-Order Classics: ▶️ Har Gow (Crystal Shrimp Dumplings) – skin so thin, it’s basically edible stained glass ▶️ Steamed Spare Ribs in Black Bean Sauce – fall-off-the-bone magic ▶️ Phoenix Claws (Chicken Feet) – collagen bombs for your inner drama queen ▶️ Silky Rice Noodle Rolls – better than your last relationship ▶️ Egg Tarts – crusts flakier than your ex’s promises ☕ Tea Warning: The Pu’er is volcano-level hot – sip like you’re defusing a bomb. 🏡 Vibe & Logistics Space Odyssey: A massive standalone building with enough tables to host a Chilean-Cantonese wedding. Location Reality Check: In the middle of nowhere-ville Cerrillos – Uber or carpool like your cravings depend on it (they do). 💰 Damage Report CLP 69,300 for 3 people (≈$75 USD) – left us in a carb-induced coma. Bonus: They also serve Peruvian-Chinese fusion dishes (because Chile loves a plot twist). 📍 GPS Salvation Address: Av. Pedro Aguirre Cerda 5761, Cerrillos Pro Tip: Bring a squad – the menu is longer than a telenovela. #DimSumOrDie #CantoneseSoulFood #ChileanChineseCravings #HiddenGemAlert #ChaosWithTea #NoMoreArepasToday #SantiagoEats