Sao Paulo 🇧🇷 White man's meal | A tasty but healthy vegetable juice

🏠 Salad Bowl - Pinheiros 🗺️ R. dos Pinheiros, 762 - Pinheiros, São Paulo - SP, 05422-001 🌿 A Health-Food Paradox in Pinheiros True to its name, this spot serves up wraps, poke bowls, salads, and veggie juices—but don’t be fooled by the "health" label. The menu’s a minefield of delicious contradictions: 🥤 The Juice Conundrum: Taste vs. Calories Their cold-pressed concoctions are a study in irony: "Green Detox" (48 kcal): A blend of kale, celery, and cucumber that tastes like liquid lawn clippings. "Tropic Thunder" (210 kcal): Mango-pineapple-orange nectar that’s basically liquid sunshine—guess which one I crave? All juices list calories clearly, but here’s the rule: the lower the kcal, the closer it is to punishment. 🍚 The Great Health Food Debate Poke bowls come with white rice (not brown), and wrap sauces are suspiciously creamy. My "Burger Flavor" wrap tasted like a Subway upgrade—loaded with grilled veggies and a secret sauce that definitely wasn’t low-fat. The poke? Basic white people food: tuna, avocado, and sesame seeds over rice, no bold flavors. 📝 Who Should Visit Fitness freaks: Proceed with caution—check sauce ingredients and swap rice for quinoa (if available). Casual diners: Good for a quick, tasty meal, but don’t expect miracle weight loss. 💰 Price & Final Verdict ~60 BRL per person. Come for the convenient location and Instagrammable bowls, but don’t kid yourself—this is "health food" with a Brazilian twist: tasty, but not exactly diet-friendly. #HealthyEating #FitnessFood #BrunchSpot #PinheirosEats #GlobalCuisine