Seas Around The World
Australia Guide: Gold Coast Edition Gold Coast – Australia’s "Surfer’s Paradise" In a nutshell: Where sunshine, bikinis, and skyscrapers collide, making Sydney and Melbourne feel like retirement homes 😎. 🌊 Must-Visit Beaches (with Survival Tips) Surfers Paradise Vibe: Big waves, big crowds, more selfie sticks than surfboards 📸. Must-dos: Watch pro surfers battle for waves at 6 AM (you’ll just pose on the sand 🏄♂️ vs 📸). Catch evening street performances by muscle guys (fire juggling + handstand beer chugging 🔥🍻). Warning: Rip currents are brutal. Don’t show off – stick to swimming between the flags 🚩. Burleigh Heads Locals’ favorite. Steady waves great for beginners 🌊. Beachside picnic tables and free BBQ grills 🍔. Hidden hacks: Hike Burleigh Hill for sunset (bring fish and chips + beer – perfection 🌅🍟). Sunday beach market (overpriced but pretty handmade soap and coconut bowls 🛍️). Currumbin Best for families 👨👩👧👦. Calm shallows, plus Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary for koala cuddles 🐨. Secret spot: Tiny café atop Elephant Rock with killer views 🌊☕. 🎢 Theme Parks: Adrenaline Wholesale Markets Dreamworld Must-rides: Tower of Terror II: 0-161km/h in 4.5 seconds (your soul stays at the start 😱). BuzzSaw: 360° looping coaster (skip the big breakfast 🤢). For: Anyone craving 3+ near-death experiences in a day 💀. Sea World Highlights: Penguin parade (they waddle drunker than you at 2 AM 🐧🥴). Jet Rescue: Water coaster (prepare to get soaked 💦). Hot take: Dolphin shows are controversial – opt for the behind-the-scenes tour instead 🐬. Warner Bros. Movie World Heaven for DC fans 🦸♂️: Superman Escape: 0-100km/h in 2 seconds (faster than your morning commute ⚡). Batman: The Ride: Pitch-black coaster – only screams guide you 🦇😱. For: Folks who want to pose with Superman… only to find he’s a guy in spandex 😂. 🏄 Surf Schools: Who’s Worth It? Get Wet Surf School (Surfers Paradise) 2-hour lesson: $65, includes photos (they’ll capture every wipeout 📸🤦♂️). Instructors: Bronze Aussie blokes (patient teachers, but good luck with the accent 🦘). Gold Coast Surf Academy (Burleigh Heads) Perk: Small classes, steadier waves 🌊. Bonus: Free zinc cream (slather it on like a warrior – unbeatable sun protection 🛡️). Newbie rules: First lesson: Master "how to get knocked over without swallowing half the ocean 🌊🤮". Rent a board (buying only if you’re moving here permanently 🏠). #Australia #SeasAroundTheWorld