Texas de Brazil - Cleveland's Carnivore Carnival! π₯©
Hey Cleveland meat lovers and international students! π Ready for the ULTIMATE all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse experience? Texas de Brazil in Woodmere is where your protein dreams come true! π€― π The Meat Temple Location: 28125 Chagrin Blvd, Woodmere, OH 44122 (Your passport to Brazilian meat paradise! π) πͺ The Gaucho Experience: β’ SWORDS OF MEAT βοΈ - Gaucho chefs roaming with delicious skewers! β’ Green card = GO π’ - Keep the feast coming! β’ Red card = PAUSE π΄ - When you need a breather! β’ PRO TIP: Start green, but know when to flip to red! π― π° The All-You-Can-Eat Glory: β’ Premium cuts included - no upcharges for the good stuff! π β’ Salad market table π₯ - But let's be real, we're here for the meat! π β’ Endless sides - cheesy bread, fried bananas, mashed potatoes! π β’ PRO TIP: Lunch is cheaper than dinner - student budget hack! π π₯© The Meat Marathon: β’ Picanha π - The Brazilian crown jewel! β’ Filet Mignon π - Tender luxury on demand! β’ Lamb Chops π - Garlicky, herby perfection! β’ Sausages π - Spicy, juicy, addictive! β’ PRO TIP: Ask for your preferred doneness - they'll customize! π¨ π· The Complete Experience: Sophisticated atmosphere - dress to impress! π Extensive wine list π - perfect pairings available! Knowledgeable servers - they guide your meat journey! πΊοΈ Special occasion ready - birthdays, graduations, celebrations! π #TexasDeBrazil #ClevelandEats #BrazilianSteakhouse #AYCE #MeatLovers #InternationalStudent #CarnivoreFeast #Woodmere #MustTry
