Venice's Most Romantic (Cheesy?) Riverside Dining Experience 💖🍽️

Just booked this insta-famous spot in Venice—yes, it's *extra* romantic (some might say cheesy!), but the food surprisingly slaps ! 😋 ☀️ Booking Notes - Reserved 1 month ahead via email → only got 11:30am lunch slot (perfect for golden hour pics!) - Strict 90-min dining limit ⏳ (late = moved indoors) - €200 min spend for waterside seats + €20 cover charge 💸 - Non-refundable deposit required (commitment issues? Skip!) 🔴 Reality Check This table is VENICE'S MAIN CHARACTER 🎭: - Tourists across the canal will awe-photograph you yelling *"SO ROMANTIC!"* 📸 - Giant cruise ships may splash your shoes during high tide! 🌊 🔵 Pro Tips • Staff will robotically photograph you from across the canal (bring pose references!) 🤖 • Food exceeded expectations ! Our €240 meal: - 1 appetizer (try the scallops!) - 1 pasta (homemade 🤌) - 1 main (sea bass ftw!) - 1 dessert + wine 🍷 🟢 Final Verdict Pricey? Yes. Tourist-y? Absolutely. Worth it for the 'gram ? 100%! 💃 #VeniceRomance #SplashZoneDining #GoldenHourGoals