Where Even Gentlemen Get Weak in the Knees! ☕️🎩✨
📍 Location: 15 Piccadilly, W1J 0AL (Green Park Station) ⏰ Sittings: 11:30AM, 1:30PM, 3:30PM, 5:30PM, 7:30PM Why It’s ICONIC: • 110 years of tradition – The gold standard of British pomp • Live piano + crystal chandeliers – Feel like Darcy in Pride & Prejudice • Dress code enforced – Your chance to wear that pocket watch! ⌚ 👔 Dress Code Rules: ✔️ Jacket & tie mandatory (they lend spares!) ❌ No trainers/sneakers – polish those Oxfords! 💼 Bonus points for waistcoats & pocket squares 🍽️ The Tower of Indulgence: 1️⃣ Bottom Tier (Savory): • Smoked salmon blini with caviar – salty umami bombs • Cucumber sandwiches – crustless perfection 2️⃣ Middle Tier (Scones): 🍓 WARM scones – crack them open to steam 🧈 Clotted cream + jam – the great British debate (cream first!) 3️⃣ Top Tier (Sweet): 🍮 Crème brûlée – tap that caramelized roof 🍫 Chocolate opera cake – silky layers of joy 🍵 Tea Selection: • Earl Grey Stronghold – bergamot kick cuts through richness • Darjeeling – the “champagne of teas” 💰 Damage: £75pp (Free refills on sandwiches & scones – go wild!) 📸 Insta-Moments: • Palm Court selfies – gilded mirrors as your backdrop • Scone surgery – action shot of the cream/jam layering 🎩 Gentleman’s Guide: ✔️ Book 3 months ahead (worth the wait) ✔️ Window seats – natural light for portrait mode ✔️ Post-tea stroll through Green Park – spot the Queen’s corgis 💡 Pro Tip: The hidden men’s lounge has 1920s cigar club vibes – perfect for a post-tea whisky #RitzLondon #AfternoonTea #BritishTradition #PalmCourt #GentlemansTea #LondonLuxury #HighTea #DressToImpress #SavileRowVibes #PinkieUp #LondonBucketList #HistoricHotels #TeaTime #SconeDebate #TheRitz