🌟 Why Splurge in Paris When You Can Get Michelin for €40?

📍 **La Cigale** *(Not the Paris one!)* **0⃣️ The Drama Begins...** Booking was *a mess*—the hostess *"accidentally"* named me **Anna** (rude!). I made her change it to **LIU**, and suddenly... *window table for two*! Classic "Peppa Pig" energy 🐷💅. Almost walked out. **1⃣️ The Meal (Actually Good!)** Went for the **€30 Menu du Jour** (3 courses—fish-focused!). Friend got pork chop + dessert. Shared a starter (*entrée*), which they nicely placed in the middle. 🍽️ **Highlights**: - **Bread**: Free refills (we didn’t finish either basket 🥖😂). - **Fish**: Fresh, well-cooked—solid for the price! - **Dessert**: *Sugar bomb* (standard French sweetness). - **Wine**: Petite Chablis (€6.80/glass)—crisp and cheap! 🚨 **FYI**: Some claim it’s "€90/person" online—*only if you’re chugging bottles* (wines start at €30). We paid **€40-ish total**. **Vibe Check**: - **Art Nouveau decor** 💫—spacious, but even with reservations, we waited 10 mins. - **Service**: Meh, but no disasters. **Verdict**: Not rushing back, but *worth it for budget Michelin*. Bonne journée! ❤️‍🔥 #MichelinOnABudget #NantesEats #FrenchFood