Yaoundé Adventure: Hikes, Museums & Food Comas

⛰️ Mount Febe Absurdities: Locals swear the summit receives "ancestral signals" Got laughed at by African aunties for hiking in flip-flops Paid 5000 XAF for "handmade" woodcarving... with "Made in China" sticker still attached 🏛️ National Museum WTF Moments: • Pay-to-photo policy (2000 XAF/shot) • But you can freely touch 19th century royal chamber pots (??) • Guard-turned-photographer cut off our heads in every pic 💪 Fitness Journey Derailed: Morning swim → Devoured triple portions of fried plantains at tea time Evening run → Ambushed by roadside fish grill 🎂 Special Thanks: To the lovely sisters who: • Sang horrendous Chinese birthday song • Got a cake saying "Say No to Slim" Final Discovery: Hotel gym mirrors are slimming-effect... No wonder locals are so confident! #AfricanCultureShock #YaoundéSurrealism #FailedFitnessGoals #SinoAfricanBonding