Yaoundé Dining | Tassa Restaurant Review

——"¥188 per head for 'Oriental flavors' – did we just eat air?" 🍜 Schrödinger's Oriental Taste🏠 • So-called "Asian vibe" = soy sauce fried everything + mysterious cilantro garnishes • Dessert section's "sushi cake" (rice layer + cream layer + salmon decor) • Waiter insisted on recommending "special Mongolian BBQ" (actually local goat meat)😊 💰 Bill Breakdown ✓ 40% went to drinks (cheapest South African wine at 80,000 XAF) ✓ Hidden charge: "View tax" (we were facing the restrooms) ✓ Freebie: Everyone got a "I Got Scammed" sticker 🍷 Surreal Wine Moment When the French manager proudly presented: "This is Burgundy's finest vintage"🔥 #YaoundéMagicalRealism #GourmetScamAlert #CrossCulturalFail #TherapyNeededAfterDining